This weeks Breaking news is that last year Eeyore the Donkey had a fake Christmas beard and he was really sad when it had to go back in the Christmas box, he said "I am going to grow a beard and except my loss!" Well, he has not been able to grow a beard and now I have found a really nice beard and moustache in the Christmas box and I am really happy with it. (Eeyore is really jealous!)
(Picture of Tigger in his Christmas beard)
This weeks funny news is my favourite Christmas cracker joke,
This weeks dramatic news is that someone said that they were dying! But then they said afterwards, I need the toilet! So I guess they were dying to go to the toilet!!!🚽
Outrageous news!
I was going to be a Gladiator, and my Gladiator name was going to be tank but I had a little accident, and I broke most of my bones!😱🦴🚑